Oh the joy of the Christmas season. All of the build up to that one morning when the kids descend down the stairs to see what Santa has left for them. It brings back my own memories of staying up all night, listening for the sounds of the reindeer or some sign that St Nick had arrived.
But before we get to those niceties, a quick little side story for you.
I missed Christmas day in both 2006 and 2007 due to sickness. In 2006, I was yakking all morning and never made it out of bed. In 2007, I came down with some violent fever and was shaking so much in bed that my wife actually asked if the house was shaking. As a result, my entire extended family has become paranoid each subsequent Christmas Eve wondering what would happen next to moi.
Well, there were no issues in 2008 or 2009 so the bad memories were a distant memory ... until 2010.
It's 11:45 PM on Christmas Eve and my wife and I have taken care of almost everything that needs to get accomplished. Just one more "task" remained and then it would be time to retire to the boudoir. I can best describe what happened next as a simple math equation:
Frozen chocolate croissants
Plus a butter knife to separate them
Equals this
Yes, yours truly managed to shove the dullest butter knife into my hand and puncture the skin. I have done some dumb things in my life, but this ranks near the top. Maybe subconsciously, I did this as fodder for the blog or I wanted to display my enormous strength? I'm leaning "dumb decision".
After the crime scene was assessed, I quickly determined that the wound required stitches and that I would need to drive myself to the emergency room. We couldn't wake the kids up and risk a nasty confrontation with Santa. Off I went into the night, dish towel wrapped around my wounded hand.
My stay in the hospital was only two hours so it could have been much worse, plus, I managed to catch the Pope presenting midnight mass while in the waiting room.I still don't know if it was an amazing spectacle or a strangely terrifying event; either way, those surreal moments alone in the waiting room will never be forgotten .
I was wrapped up and medicated come Christmas morning and it was all good. The kids opened their gifts and were oblivious to what happened to their dopey Dad.
My daughter has been singing Taylor Swift songs on her new karaoke machine non stop. Watch out world, girlfriend has some serious moxie.
She introduced creepy Ken to Barbie and I'll never understand what she sees in him. And if I had the time I could do a whole dissertation on Barbie, but I'll spare you the pain.
And she has lost herself in the wonderful world of Disney which is pretty damn cute to watch.
My son, on the other hand, was all about sports this Christmas
And of course, I have been quietly doing the happy dance watching the sports love pass on from me to my offspring. By the way, the video games today are loaded with incredible music and to hear both kids sing "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne ("I, I, I") and Rapper's Delight is phenomenal ("Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn").
Even Casey enjoyed the carnage after the gifts were opened.
On Sunday night, we "only" had about 4-5 inches of snow dumped on us but it was enough to justify a whole lot of ensuing laziness.
My wife and I are fully embracing the drinks of the season since there is nowhere we need to go.
My absolute favorite new beer is
Dale's Pale Ale, known as America's best beer in a can.
And can't forget the Hot mulled cider (spiked at your own discretion).
This old man, while beverage filled, has also taken to sequestering himself while attempting to complete a monster jigsaw puzzle.
I've also educated myself on all things pest and disease; I've even gone so far as to looking into purchasing beneficial parasitic wasps.
And finally, we have all enjoyed the breakfast of champions each morning.
How we will all survive going back to work and to school on January 3rd is beyond me. We won't even discuss it until the day comes.
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