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The online plant orders are in

Posted on February 27, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

The catalogs have been studied. 

Available space in my yard has been analyzed.

A personal self evaluation has been conducted. 

The budget has been fine tuned.

And then all of that analysis was thrown out the window and I just went with what looked cool.

Without further ado, here is a list of the plants that have been purchased:

From Bluestone Perennials:

Rhamnus ‘Fine Line’ – I like the unique texture and its role as a “narrow vertical accent”. Deer resistant? We’ll see:      

Viburnum ‘Brandywine’ – All about those multi-colored berries:   

Viburnum “All That Glitters” and “All that Glows”: Love viburnums, love the glossy foliage and hoping to see some berry production by planting them close to each other:

Pennisetum ‘Desert Plains’ – Intrigued by the blooms and truthfully, they were also on sale:    

 Ilex ‘Mr. Poppins’ and ‘Berry Poppins’ – Male and female dwarf options and yet again, my desire to get me some berries in winter.

From Digging Dog Nursery:

Andropogon gerardii – I’ve been meaning to add these for a while now and I was sold by their ability to transition to the meadow at the back of my property: 

Bouteloua ‘Blonde Ambition’ – All about the seed heads on this one.

Helictotrichon ‘Sapphire Fountain’ – I have a goal to acquire more “cool season” grasses and this one fits the bill. Also love the blue color.

Molinia ‘Cordoba’ – “Boldly architectural” and already in love with my ‘Skyracer’.

Panicum ‘Warrior’ – I will collect each and every available Panicum.

From Klehm’s Song Sparrow:

Andropogon ‘Red October’ – Have you seen that color?:

Schizachyrium ‘Blue Heaven’ – Steel blue with purple highlights is too intriguing not to give it a whirl: 

And there you have it. Please refrain from any negative comments about any of these plants so I do not have to suffer from buyer’s remorse over the next few months.

Mucho appreciated.

John

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Podcast – “Chatting with author Helen Yoest (“Plants with Benefits”)

Posted on February 27, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Podcasts .

Another podcast is in the books …

Tonight I chatted with Helen Yoest, author of the recently released book “Plants with Benefits – An Uninhibited Guide to the Aphrodisiac Flowers, Herbs, Fruits and Veggies in Your Garden”. 

If you want to know why men should up their licorice intake and some great factoids about guacamole for your next cocktail party, you’ll want to listen to our discussion here.

To buy Helen’s book, click here.

To follow her on Twitter, click here.

To access her Facebook page, click here.        

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Heuchera ‘Blackout’

Posted on February 25, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

I would never consider myself a Heuchera (coral bells) groupie and in fact, I find the color of many of them to be quite garish. Not to mention (which of course I’m about to mention), I’ve killed more of these than I’ve kept alive (don’t even think about declaring them as “deer or rabbit resistant”).

Now having said that (which is a really frustrating and nonsensical phrase when you break it down, but it just rolled off the tongue keyboard here) I love me some Heuchera ‘Blackout’. That deep color kicks some major booty and is the ultimate edger for me.     

I have mine planted in half sun/half shade and in one of the few spots in my yard that is well drained. They have been nibbled a bit by some rabbits but always recover without issue. 

They are no larger than 1′ x 1′ and all they require is a trim in early spring to remove the tattered, winter damaged foliage.

My plan is to divide these this spring and experiment a bit in different locales (some full sun, some in poorer drainage, some closer to deer territory) with the smaller divisions.

More to come …       

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And the winner is …

Posted on February 24, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Giveaways .

After randomly picking a number through Random.org, I have selected the winner of the Santa Rosa Gardens $100 gift card.

And that winner is …

Wait for it …

Wait for it …

Wait for it …

“Larkspur” wins the $100 to Santa Rosa Gardens. Big congrats!

All I need you to do is send your email address to ongardener@yahoo.com and I’ll get the gift certificate sent out to you right away.

Thank you to all who left comments. We’ll do this again soon.

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Positive Thinking

Posted on February 21, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

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One day in New York City

Posted on February 20, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Garden memoir .

We interrupt this garden blog for a story about one couple’s love for the Big Apple …

My wife and I have an annual tradition where we spend one night in New York City over the course of President’s Day Weekend. It is a gift from my parents each Christmas and something we long for each friggin long winter. We always head out that particular weekend as it is THE only weekend all fall/winter where there are no basketball games, dance classes or any other school related activities.

This past weekend was “Operation Escape the Snow, Ice, Kids and All Other Daily Responsibilities” and when all was said and done, our escape was right around 28 hours in duration. And while it cannot be classified as “sufficient”, it was still pretty kick-ass.

Here are the details:

Saturday

  • 11:30 AM – Arrive in the Tribeca section of Manhattan in yet another snow storm. The GPS indicates the hotel is 100 feet away yet we see nothing with the word “hotel” in sight. I think NYC gets off on not making things easy for visitors. It is part of the charm.
  • 12:02 PM – We pull up along side of the unmarked, legendary Tribeca Grand Hotel in the valet area that is clearly not marked. 
  • 12:15 PM – Drop the bags off because it is too early to check in. A quick glance around the lobby and I know I am not hip, young or European. Love it. 
  • 1:00 PM – Here is why NYC is the greatest place on earth. A quick Yelp search and we find a world renowned coffee shop within two blocks. The expectations are off the charts and yes, they are exceeded. La Colombe coffee is the best coffee I’ve ever had. And there was no menu. So cool.
  • 2:30 PM – Show up at Artisanal Bistro for our lunch reservation after a fun and terrifying cab ride. Here is our M.O. Eat a huge mid day lunch and then snack at night while hitting up the bars/lounges/speakeasies. Lunch lasts for two and a half hours and we eat like kings. My wife introduces me to the world of gougeres and I am a better man for it. Frites are to die for. I can’t walk and it hurts. Perfect.
  • 4:50 PM – This was the cab ride from hell. Like for realz. Worst in my lifetime. Dude had the scariest looking scowl I’ve ever seen in a mirror. And he doesn’t talk. And has orange hair. He takes us to the wrong hotel but we happily jump out and walk the remaining three blocks.
  • 6:15 PM – Power nap. First in like a decade.
  • 8:10 PM – I use Google map to give us walking directions to our first destination for the evening. It is only .4 miles away. I still screw it up as we head in the opposite direction. We both step in puddles a foot deep. It is snowing heavily and an impossible walk. Couldn’t be happier.
  • 8:30 PM – Arrive at Brandy Library. Again, no indication you have arrived other than the address. Meet the hostess and all tables upstairs are reserved. All others are filled by hipsters with cool caps and horrendous shoes. I still look all kinds of awesome in my sensible jeans and sneakers. We are taken downstairs where old people go but it still rocks. Fireplace, wooden shelves filled with all sorts of spirits. Cozy as hell. We are each given the drink “menu”, which has a Table of Contents and is no lie, eighty pages long.

        

  • 8:50 PM – $18 drinks arrive and they are worth every penny. No sarcasm. We do it once a year and why not do it big. I have no memory of what I had other than there was ginger beer and fresh ginger involved. Food was a version of sushi including egg whites and guacamole and then simple ham and cheese sandwiches, which by the way, were the best ever because of the comte cheese. My wife promises they will be duplicated and I fully trust her. My foodie wife has never let me down.
  • 10:00 PM – Arrive at B Flat after yet another frozen sojourn down the streets of lower Manhattan. Still fun when you are with your bestie. Best drink of the night had here. “Autumn Leaves” with dark rum and cinnamon.
  • 11:15 PM – Back to the hotel bar. The weather and our age and the non-stop-on-the-go the week prior have worn us down. A bunch of hummus and an Ithaca Flower Power IPA and I am good to go. We attempt some selfies with my phone and fail miserably, like twelve year olds. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else on the planet at that moment.

Sunday

  • 9:00 AM – Slept late. No call from the dog at 5:45 AM. No kids arguing over the TV. And most importantly, no headache. Heaven.
  • 11:00 AM – Check out and pay a most reasonable fee of $65 for the car to be parked overnight. That is sarcasm.
  • 11:30 AM – Arrive at Locanda Verde for brunch. This is vintage NYC in the “Village”. Hipsters, vaguely familiar local celebrities and all other walks of life all enjoying their coffee and New York Times, most reading on their phones. We have done our homework and know what to order first.                            

11:45 AM – We have finished our Sheep’s Milk Ricotta with local honey and thyme on burnt orange toast. We cannot stop talking about it and I cannot stop tweeting about and taking photos of it for Instagram. Must be top 5 best thing I’ve ever eaten. No exaggeration. Are you sensing a theme from this little trip?

12:25 PM – I cannot move after having downed an order of lemon ricotta pancakes with blueberries and lemon curd. I am now ready to take on the job of a food critic. I just want to eat my way through New York City and write about it. I will one day convince my wife to quit our jobs and team up with me to do just that. I even have a name for the blog picked out. It is killer.

2:15 PM – We arrive at my parents house to get the children and cry when we arrive.        

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Win $100 to Santa Rosa Gardens (revised)

Posted on February 17, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Giveaways .

I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

Specifically, man enough to admit that a gardening game show/podcast ain’t the best idea in the world (but it WILL be revisited in the future).

There was not one response to my idea from last Wednesday, so time for a reboot. I still have that $100 gift card burning a hole in my pocket and I need to give it away to one of you. So here’s the deal.

Simply leave a comment on this post, along with your email address, telling me the one plant you would like to acquire from Santa Rosa Gardens and I will pick a random winner from all of those who comment. A few additional details:

  • The contest will run from now until Sunday night, February 23rd at 9:00 PM
  • The winner will be announced on the blog later that night 
  • The winner will receive the gift card via email directly from Santa Rosa Gardens
  • Only those in the United States are eligible

So let’s try this again, shall we?         

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Winter insanity

Posted on February 14, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Winter interest .

A foot of snow again today (ho hum) and we are due for another 5-10 inches this evening.

Throw in the “thunder snow” we are experiencing right now and you got some wacky climate action going on. I still blame all of the girls I went to high school with in New Jersey in the 80’s and their hair spray fetishes. They clearly contributed to destroying the ozone layer and now we are experiencing the consequences.

My seasonal affect disorder is at an all time high and I lost it today. My poor family. I was pacing and mumbling too myself all afternoon, ready to explode. Throw in the fact that my snow blower wasn’t working and you had one crazy mutha f’er.

So without hesitation, I grabbed my shovel and shoveled my entire driveway. By hand. All two feet of the wet snow and ice. Like a looney tune. For two hours.

Check it out. I was like Jesse Pinkman on the blue stuff.   

And after that unfathomable physical feat, I still had time to make this snowman with the kids.

And yes you are correct, the snowman’s arms are Joe Pye Weed stems. 

I feel better now and my family is happy to have me back.

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Who wants to win $100 to Santa Rosa Gardens?

Posted on February 13, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Giveaways .

For an upcoming podcast, I am temporarily converting it into a “Gardening Game Show”.

Yeah you heard me. Who wants in?

I will be narrowing down all entrants to three lucky contestants who will join my podcast/game show and answer gardening/plant trivia questions with the winner taking home the grand prize of a $100 gift certificate to Santa Rosa Gardens.

To be eligible to win, all you need to do is leave a comment on this post indicating what one plant you would like to acquire from Santa Rosa Gardens. To see their full plant listing, click here.    

Entrants must reside in the Unites States and the gift certificate can be delivered to the winner via email or a hard copy can be sent via the USPS.

The contest will run from right now until 9:00 PM EST on Tuesday, February 18th. The three finalists will be randomly chosen at that time and will be announced on the blog soon after.

Once the three finalists have been chosen, I will send out further details on the date and time of the show, the nature of the trivia questions and the specific rules.  

So enter now and get in on the good times!

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Plant catalog confusion

Posted on February 11, 2014 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

It is plant/seed catalog time of year and like all other plant aficionados, I am knee deep in these catalogs, dreaming of spring and green and all other colors of the rainbow. It is a survival mechanism for those of us in colder climates longing to see March 1st on the calendar or the first sign of a lone crocus emerging from the cold soil.

As I was thumbing through the “full sun deciduous shrub” section of one of these catalogs, I came upon the Lilac section. It was bloom color overload and one couldn’t help but have spring fever. It is easy to start daydreaming about temperatures in the 60’s and color and birds chirping and the oh so sweet aroma of lilac blooms. But then I had a flashback to a conversation I had with a coworker a few months back and my thoughts high tailed it to a new and somewhat frustrating direction.

For the most part, my friends, family and coworkers have no interest in gardening; at least not to the point of excitedly consuming a plant catalog with a highlighter in hand. They’ll throw me a bone and ask a gardening question but their heart isn’t in it. A courtesy to me if you will. I appreciate their efforts but it isn’t necessary. It’s like me trying to start a conversation about cars. I have zero interest and couldn’t fake my way through a chat about V6 vs. V8 engines. A car takes me from point A to point B and that is it. Where was I?

Last fall, a dude I work with casually mentioned that he would like to put together a “real garden” in his yard but was intimidated by the idea of actually putting together a plan. After selling him on the fact that planning is overrated (don’t judge), I told him he should take a look at a plant catalog to get a feel for what is available and what floats his boat. I could then work with him to help him better understand the concept of annuals vs. perennials vs. deciduous vs. evergreen. Real beginner stuff here (I kid) but I remained professionally patient.

So yes, I brought him a plant catalog and demanded he leaf through it and tell me what he liked. While I could sense him regretting ever having told me about this garden idea, he agreed to give it a shot, but not in the presence of anyone else at work (which is another problem we’ll need to address at another time). Some times you have to appreciate the small “wins”.

The next morning I cornered him and asked about his plant review homework and amazingly, he had some strong opinions. Go gardening! The first plant he brought up was the aforementioned lilac. He too was intrigued by the blooms and the variety of colors. But what he said next, put things in perspective, and I quote:

“Will these bloom all summer?”

Sigh … where to begin?

By all rights, said coworker should have read the fine print to know when these shrubs bloom. But on the other hand, you could say there is a bit of false advertising in play here.

For us all-knowing plant people, we have the right perspective when we peruse these plant catalogs. We understand bloom periods, the concept of bloom succession and an appreciation of foliage. We more-evolved-stewards-of-the-earth can see a photo of a geranium bloom and realize it is an extreme close-up and that those flowers may look good for two weeks if we are lucky. We understand our growing conditions and soil types and the true definition of partial shade. But that doesn’t translate to the commoner and I wonder if that is an issue.

I understand marketing and I understand the need to sell one’s product. But I think we oversell or over exaggerate the power of the flower and undersell the other attributes of plants. Flowers are colorful, pretty, happy and evoke all things beautiful, but in most circumstances, they ain’t around all that long. Yet, we see these overblown photos of blooms in print and online and the uneducated assume that is what they will get by just sticking the plant in the ground and giving it a little bit of water. When that doesn’t come to fruition, frustration sets in and gardening gets a bad name.

My thought is that it would be more advantageous to be more forthright with the consumer and let them know that lilac blooms may only be there for a week some years. Show them those fantastic blooms but in scale with the actual shrub. Sell them on the fact that the foliage can look nice post spring bloom and still has a place in the garden as we head on in to summer. Or possibly show photos of the same plant during spring, summer and fall so the potential purchaser has a better feel of what they are in for. I understand the battle for real estate in catalogs, but this shouldn’t be an issue with online catalogs.

Yes, the Monarda blooms are colorful and all:    

      
But maybe we are more upfront on the need to deadhead to keep those blooms coming? I’m not saying we need to go so far as to show how things can go wrong:

                     
But maybe it is better to set truthful expectations and tone down the flower factor. A more realistic view of what plant ownership is all about. It isn’t easy and let’s not pretend that it is.

Astilbe blooms can pack a punch when in bloom:

But that foliage ain’t half bad and let’s celebrate it:

This is what you can expect to see for the majority of the growing season with Penstemon ‘Husker Red’:

And for only a brief moment in time, this:

If blooms truly do persist for long periods of time, that should be highlighted:

Just some things to ponder.

Will it help prevent the sickness of those who take only an annual trip to Lowe’s to pick up flats of impatiens and petunias and call it “gardening”? Who knows, but it is definitely worth the effort.

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