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2013 garden resolutions

Posted on December 31, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in My garden .

I know, I know … resolutions are a futile exercise and we forget about them by January 15th.

They are amateurish and a waste of time.

In terms of a blog post, they are so cliche and lack originality.

I get it and really had no intention of creating any resolutions this year. Until late last night …

I’m in bed rifling through the recorded shows on the DVR, looking to clean it up and eventually settled on the few episodes I had remaining for Growing a Greener World.

The episode that caught my eye was “The Dirt on Healthy Soil”. As I watched the host, Joe Lamp’l, gather soil for a soil test, I started to get really pissed off at myself. I call myself a “gardener” and I’ve NEVER tested my soil before. Chew on that for a minute … think my credibility should sink a bit lower? Me too.

But wait, it gets worse …

After “Joe Gardener” walked through the process of how soil is actually tested in the lab (which was really friggin cool by the way) he then took it to the next logical step. We determine our soil deficiencies and then look to address said deficiencies with … wait  for it … you may have heard of this “stuff” before … I believe it is commonly referred to as … compost.

Imagine that. Compost. What a novel idea.            
            
Oh, you’ve heard of it? I swear to you, it’s 12:18 AM and I’m in bed and I am stewing. How can I claim to be an “obsessive” and “neurotic” gardener and not make use of the single most important resource in the world of gardening? Heresy, right?

Oh I made strides two years ago and installed a compost bin and religiously composted all of our table scraps and leaves and grass clippings. But that is where it ended. I naively just dumped and hoped for the best. I got caught up in all of the other gardening tasks and forgot about the most important one. All of that composted material still sits in the bin but it never truly “composted” in a useful way. Son of a …

So as we entered the last day of 2012 and I considered self mutilation, I decided it was time to go back to the basics in 2013. And hence, my gardening resolutions were born. For this upcoming year, I will focus on three simple things:

1)Soil test
2)Compost
3)Education

In fact, I added these three items to the right side bar as a constant reminder to get back to the basics. See it? I’m that serious.

Soil test – as soon as the soil is workable in spring, I will get my samples out for testing and I cannot wait to see the results. Enough of the speculation and guesswork, time to get scientific.

Compost – it will take some time to get the production going, but thanks to that wonderfully inspiring GGW episode from last night, I now know where I can purchase compost in bulk. Check out this link.

Education – this is more of a keep reading, visit local gardens (and to think I’m not too far from both Longwood Gardens and Chanticleer and have never been is another strike against my credibility), talk to other gardeners (take a look at what is literally right down the street from me – Federal Twist), look into becoming a Master Gardener and simply get in the dirt kind of thing.

It is that simple.

I figure if I can address these three areas, then all else will fall into place.

Happy New Year and let’s do this in 2013!

John        

   

             

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Back to the garden

Posted on December 28, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
It has been a while since I spent any significant time out in the garden. Truth is, it hasn’t been since the end of October when I planted the last of the spring bulbs. 
We had the devastating Hurricane Sandy, we were on vacation for a week in November, it got cold quick at the end of November and then there was the tragedy in Newtown, CT. Collectively, these events kept me indoors and admittedly, a bit disinterested in all that was going on outside. 
But that all changed today. I woke up this morning (after a day of illness for both me and my wife which was a lot of fun – but that’s a story for another day) with the sun shining bright and I felt an energy for the outdoors like I hadn’t felt in a while. It was a mix of enjoying what the garden holds this time of year and the excitement of what is to come in a few short months. With the holidays behind us for the most part, it was time to get back to garden planning and dreaming for 2013. Woo f’n hoo.
So I grabbed the camera, my trusty gray hoodie and wandered aimlessly through the garden. And it felt awesome! Cold and crisp, but beautiful. Invigorating. 
And here are some pics from my little journey:
Blooms that were left on the plants for winter are always a welcome sight this time of year:

As are the colorful stems of the Willow and the Red Twig Dogwood:

And if you’ve read this blog before, you know my love of ornamental grasses:

Even old,dying foliage is appealing now:

As is the subtle changing color on many of the evergreens:

Or the fabulous peeling bark on the River Birch trees:

Even the sign of anything “green” is welcoming with brown dominating the landscape right now:

Of course, it wouldn’t be my yard without those wonderful pools of water that are so common winter into spring:

Oh well, I can ignore those for now and focus on what looks good.

Good to be back and good to be back in the garden as well.

John

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The tragedy in Newtown, CT hits home

Posted on December 20, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

I’m not here today to debate gun control or mental health in the wake of the brutal tragedy at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT last Friday. Instead, I wanted to share something with you all that has tugged at my heartstrings since last Friday.

A classmate and friend from high school lost his daughter on Friday. This news brought these tragic events even closer to home. Having two young children myself, I can’t even begin to imagine what the family is going through and will go through in the days/weeks/years to come. There are no words to describe it.

The first thought was “How can I help in any way possible?”. The words of support on Facebook are overwhelmingly supportive but the truth is, what can we really do in a time like this? I have mulled it over for days and could not come up with anything.

But then I saw a new group that was formed on Facebook supporting the family’s wishes to have those looking to donate not send flowers to the family, but donate to the Animal Center in Newtown, CT. The family’s daughter Catherine was a huge lover of animals and what better way to honor her memory than to donate to such a worthy cause.

So I am here today not to pressure anyone into donating, but if you are willing and looking to donate in some capacity after this tragedy, please consider donating to The Animal Center.

You can access their Facebook page here.

And their website here.

You can also read the story of this beautiful little girl here.

Thank you for taking the time out to read this.

John

                    

        

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My favorite garden pics of 2012

Posted on December 18, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
A quick heads up, this post will be a bit self-congratulatory for my liking. These are all pics I actually took myself (granted, anything great was most likely an accident).   
But then again, I am kind of awesome, so screw it. 
Here we go, a trip through the seasons:   
This best represents why I don’t cut down my perennials for the winter: 

This photo was taken at the Philadelphia Flower Show and it inspired me to some day design a garden with only ornamental grasses:

My attempt at taking advantage of lighting with this Hypericum:

Spring is in the air … and allergies too:

I have an unhealthy lust for Viburnums:

Love these Campanula blooms up close:  

An Allium bloom right before it “pops”:

The only Peony bloom that survived the deer this year.

I like how the bee appears to be holding on for dear life:

Just a cool ass looking macro shot of a bloom that you would never really notice from afar:

Just fantastic color on this Astilbe:

My best attempt at controlled chaos:

A reminder of why I love native plants so much:

I think this pic best represents my gardening style; ornamental grasses and native perennials:

Again, trying to take advantage of natural light:

I just like it, even if the colors clash a bit:

MMMMMMMMMMMM, ornamental grasses:

This makes the cut because my son actually took this one:

A Hydrangea bloom “aging” well:

How many more colors can we get in this Miscanthus:

Autumn and Hunterdon County, NJ – perfect together:

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What is this?

Posted on December 15, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

I’m begging you my peeps, can you identify this creature:

 
Lots of cash prizes to be doled out to the winners.

I have been chasing him/her all morning and now turn to you all for identification.

Thank you in advance,
John

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Taming the Northern Sea Oats

Posted on December 13, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
I had been dying to get outside and in the garden so I could get my hands dirty. It had been way too long. 
So this past weekend, I grabbed my battery powered hedge clippers, kissed the family goodbye and headed into the mess that is my dying, wet garden.
There was a simple task at hand; cut down all of the Northern Sea Oats (Chasmanthium latifolium):         

Now normally, I leave all of the perennials and grasses up all winter to provide some level of winter interest and to provide food and shelter for the birds.

I’m thoughtful like that.

But with the Northern Sea Oats, it’s time to treat them with kid’s gloves:      

You see, these grasses reseed like mad. You can call them invasive in the right situation, which apparently is just what my landscape provides.

You can see all of the dying seedlings here:    

And there are plenty other seedlings that popped up out of the blue in different areas of the yard:

So my goal this year was to cut them down in the fall (of course, I wanted to do this weeks ago) and hopefully minimize the rampant reseeding. I realize I can’t account for each and every seed, but I’ll do my best to do just that.

So the haircut went down:

And now we wait and see what kind of impact this will have next spring/summer.

I really hope to keep these guys around for years to come as they are reliable and interesting from spring to winter. But if this reseeding nonsense continues down this not so great path, I’ll cut my losses and move on.

John  

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Framing an entrance

Posted on December 11, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
Tonight we present you with yet another episode of “Looking back on how John f’ed up in the garden this year”:  
I have a garden design dilemma. 
Whenever I am planning a garden around an entrance way (and by “planning” I mean, planting without thinking) , I feel the need to “frame” said entrance or “bookend” the entrance with the same tree/shrub. It seems like the only viable option if I want the garden to look balanced and in sync.  
I’ve done this successfully in the past, but quite often, the strategy backfires. And looking back on this year, it failed miserably.
Example #1 – Below, you’ll see that there is a Hibiscus ‘Kopper King’ to the left of the landing that looks OK,  but the one on the right … not so much:      

Obviously, it makes the entrance way look completely out of balance, but I had no choice because the Hibiscus on the right was brutally destroyed/chowed down on in early summer:

So “a chopping” I went:

The obsessive part of me could not handle how this looked while hanging in the backyard, so I eventually moved both of the Hibiscus to another part of the yard. I figured I could survive this tragedy knowing that the back deck was still “framed” by the two large arborvitae (more on that in a few).

Example #2 – Below is a photo of the entrance from my driveway to the backyard. In a moment of panic (why I don’t recall) I planted two Caryopteris ‘Sunshine Blue’ at the front of this entrance. Once again, you can see that the shrub on the left gave up and threw in the towel once it hit three inches in height:      

Yet the one on the right thrived:

As much as it pained me to do it, I left this mess as is. But rest assured, they are both coming out this spring as we do the transplant dance once the ground is no longer frozen.

Example #3 – Remember the aforementioned Arborvitaes? Well that didn’t work out so well either.

Here they are looking OK late in the summer:

And then one got hit by the dreaded bagworm:

And the other nearly ripped out by Superstorm Sandy:

Losing the Arborvitaes may be a blessing in disguise but that is besides the point.

Even if the plants chosen to frame an entrance survive and thrive, if one is larger or fuller than the other, it can defeat the purpose of attempting to frame in the first place. It’s a roll of the dice that they will develop and grow together in perfect harmony.

That is why I am going to attempt to NOT match “like plants” in these examples above next spring. I will still attempt to frame, but with varying plants and a little creativity. Hopefully it will still look and feel similar, without having to be the perfect match. Does that even make an ounce of sense?

Feel free to offer up advice, we are always accepting feedback free of charge.

John        

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Now I know how to get the kids interested

Posted on December 8, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
Last Sunday morning, my wife and I were still in bed sleeping (ahhh, the joys of the children getting older), when my daughter (who turns 7 today; happy b-day girlfriend) started yelling from downstairs. Even in an early morning stupor, I could tell from the scream that we weren’t being robbed and no one was bleeding. It was more of a “get your ass down here and check this out” scream. And my daughter is not one to cry wolf; it was probably worth checking out.
Turns out, there was an owl on top of the swing set in our backyard and everyone managed to catch a glimpse of it except me. I was too slow. But like the well schooled children that they are, they attempted to grab the camera and take a photo. Unfortunately, the owl had already disappeared at that point. And I know that it wasn’t a child’s imagination at work here, my wife confirmed that it was in fact an owl.
This scene has become commonplace of late, where we spot an animal through the sliding doors in the kitchen and out into the backyard. It’s as if the doors are framing this beautiful shot of nature at work. 
As I showed you last week, we witnessed a fox patrolling the ‘hood in the snow.
A few weeks ago, it was Deer Fight Club:

                 
Before that, we had the wandering pheasant:
There is a rule in the house where if someone sees any sign of animal/creature/prehistoric thing, they must let out a loud screech which signals all of us to drop what we are doing and head to the back of the house. It get the kids all excited and it is an awesome opportunity for us to drop some education on their impressionable minds.
And then today it all clicked in my somewhat limited brain stem. 
I have been trying to encourage the kids to join me in my gardening ventures, telling them “if we plant these perennials, the eventual flowers will attract hummingbirds” or “this tree, with its many berries will encourage the birds to visit” or “this dense tree will allow birds to lay their eggs in peace”. 
The focus was on the shovel and digging of the hole when it should have been on “look at this amazing hummingbird” or “isn’t that a cool looking bird” or “let’s watch the momma bird protect her newborns”. Maybe getting to know how the story ends first is the best way to get them to understand how we get there. 
And that is your deep thought for the day. 
But seriously, my next move is to walk the kids through all of my photos from this past year and show them just how many creatures wander in and out of our yard. I think they will be shocked. 
My son will be impressed with the House Finch and the fact that they were introduced to the east coast through New York City back in the 1940’s (or so the Internet says). Or even the fact that the male is the “red one”:                

My daughter would love to know that it is the Robin that lays all of those beautifully colored eggs:

Maybe now they’ll understand why Dad ignored their stories about school in order to hunt down the elusive  Eastern bluebird:

I’ll encourage them to wow their friends by reeling off the little factoid that this isn’t a “Red Headed” woodpecker but a “Red-bellied” woodpecker:

This thing is just ugly as sin but we can’t ignore the fact that it takes care of all of the roadkill for us, and that is an underrated task:

We can all rejoice in the fact that I finally got a somewhat decent shot of the Ruby-crowned kinglet:

I can teach them all about the benefit of native plants and how they provide an environment that allows our winged friends to thrive:

We can all practice imitating the tune of the Catbird:

And won’t they be thrilled to know that the American Goldfinch is the state bird of New Jersey:

Even I forgot just how many birds I’ve tracked down this year. Good for me!

I really think I found the key to eventually get the kids to dig all of the holes in the garden for me. It starts with the birds and other wild animals and eventually makes it way back to what we need to plant and why.

Well played John … well played indeed.

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Wordless Wednesday – Waiting out the fog before getting a Christmas tree

Posted on December 6, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Family, Winter interest .

  
   

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Viburnum berries

Posted on December 4, 2012 by jmarkowski Posted in Shrubs .
I love me some Viburnums. 
That is what consumed me on my ride into work this morning. And here’s why:  
They give you:
  • Stupendous flowers 
  • Phenomenal scents 
  • Gloriously lustrous foliage
  • Pleasant fall color
  • Mutha f’n eye popping berries (if you are so lucky)

For today, I would like to wax poetic on bullet #5 above. Berries. Can I get a “hell yeah”?

If you gave me the choice of berries or flowers on a particular plant, berries win about 78.9% of the time. Of course, getting said berries to even exist isn’t as easy as it seems. I am by no means smart enough to fully understand the science behind how they are produced (the male/female thing is a bit familiar though). 
To date, I’ve only once attempted to grow two different cultivars of a plant in order to produce berries and that failed miserably when both of the hollies I planted died in year one. 
With my Viburnums, I decided they kicked enough buttocks without berries so I didn’t even bother worrying about how to produce them. In the ground they went and that was it. 
Those beautifully colored orbs were nowhere to be found the first few years so I never gave them a second thought … until last year … when two of the cultivars produced berries like mad. Hot damn!!                  
From what I could gather from my research, Viburnums typically need overlapping bloom periods between two different cultivars of the same species and they need to be in relative proximity to each other in order to produce berries. 
*Disclaimer – I have no idea if that previous sentence made any sense. Please don’t judge. Also, I like run-on sentences. Deal with it.
And we’re back. 
Coming into this year, I didn’t want to screw up my fruit production on the Viburnums so I changed nothing. That strategy paid off, as I’ll show you below.
Here is Viburnum plicatum ‘Shoshoni’ at the end of April:    
And then in the middle of June: 

I can confirm there were no other Viburnums blooming at this time, and as far as I know, not another plicatum in the same zip code. So, not sure how this happened. But I will take it.  

Next, is Viburnum bracteatum ‘Emerald Lustre’ in early June:

And then in the middle of August:

Again, there doesn’t appear to be any sort of cross pollination going on here so not sure what suddenly  changed after years of no berries. I did read one comment somewhere that this cultivar may actually self pollinate (is that even possible, self-pollination?). Hmmmmm … little help here please?  

Finally, we have Viburnum carlesii ‘Aurora’ which typically blooms for me in the middle of April:

To date, this shrub has not produced a single berry. Maybe the waiting game will work for this one too.

So faithful readers, what have you experienced with Viburnum berries? Any words of wisdom? Just keep it simple so this dolt can understand it.

Thank you in advance.

John

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