The Obsessive Neurotic Gardener

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Posted on January 22, 2015 by jmarkowski Posted in Blog stuff .

… and we’ll get to that in a few.

First off, thank you all for your feedback and comments. Blogging for me has been a weird mash-up of narcissism/creative outlet/escape from reality/taking myself and gardening too seriously in good and bad ways.

But through it all, I still get jacked up witnessing readers who are actually interested in my blabbering nonsense.  Scratch that, not all is blabbering nonsense; my ornamental grasses are kind of awesome so they fall outside of the blabbering nonsense category.

A common theme with the comments was “Why not incorporate all of the ideas?” Great point. And I think to some extent I have included them all over the years … as have most gardeners I know. We all try to “smell the roses” more often, are thrifty when it comes to purchasing plants, try to get the kids involved and attempt to grow more of our own healthy food.

But what I think piqued my interest the most was trying to go to the extremes with each of the individual concepts.

Case in point:

Option 1 – “Do Nothing” 
This is friggin insanity.

Yet a real test of the will.

Who knows, maybe it will free up time for other interests? Maybe allowing your garden to proceed without any human intervention is the right way to do it? All of the meddling may be holding it back and this would prove that out. More enjoyment and less labor.

This is friggin insanity and a blog killer. But I can’t stop thinking about it.

Option 2 – “Buy Nothing”  
Just how difficult would it be to not buy any plants for one year? I know it flies in the face of being an “obsessive gardener”, but maybe it is the ultimate “enjoy what you have”.

I know I tend to ignore many of my sturdy and reliable plants and focus mainly on the “new”. Kind of like always focusing your attention on the problem child while the good one is ignored and underappreciated.

Could this be the ultimate opportunity to get reacquainted with the old stand-bys? Remind them that we love them and appreciate them for all that they do.

While this direction sounds kind of awful, I can’t help but wonder if I could pull it off.

Option 3 – “Strict Budget” 
Is a strict gardening budget a great lesson in ingenuity? I have never placed a specific restriction on my garden spending and would love to see how I react to it.

Plant purchases would be methodically and painstakingly reviewed as would all the others buys (soils, containers, mulch,etc.). All about priorities and identifying opportunities.

Makes all the sense in the world, but also kind of boring reading material. You deserve so much more than that.

Option 4 – “Operation Get Kids Involved”
I know I should say all the right things here, but I really have no interest. Sorry kids.

Option 5 – “All in”
Hold off on this one for a minute …

Option 6 – “No more meat”
Yet another test of my restraint.

Come to think of it, what is it with my need to restrain myself? I realize part of it is entertainment value. I would find a lot of humor in the attempt to not buy plants, spend money or eat meat. I think it could be comic gold and you all know deep down all I want to do is make people laugh. Comedic gardening blog … there’s a huge demand for that right?

The other part of this restraint need is deeply psychological. I’ll have to get back to you after I’ve had some time to work it all out. I fear the results.

As for becoming vegetarian, I have some issues to work out with my own hyprocrisy when it comes to the treatment of animals and my love of a cheeseburger. I’ll leave it at that for now. We all know how this type of debate is treated in the Facebook world we live in today. John doesn’t “like” this.

And now we revisit …

Option 6 – “All in”
I know you know that I knew where I was going all along. Not that I didn’t value the other options, but for me, this was the only way to go.

Go big or go home.

And all I really needed to remind me of where I want to go, are the three photos below:

less lawn

less lawn2

less lawn3

Less lawn and more plants.

Hard labor.

Plant decisions.

Additional space for more plants.

Sweaty 6:00 AM digging sessions in July.

Bad plant decisions quickly rectified the next day.

Is it March yet?

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16 Responses

  1. Beth @ PlantPostings says
    January 22, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    Now that will be entertaining! Obviously, you had this in mind all along, didn’t you? We have one property near a lake that we pretty much let go. That can be entertaining, too. Nature does some fascinating things when you’re making other plans. But it’s nice to have a proper garden, too. No matter what you do and blog about, I’m sure it will be fascinating and fun.

    • jmarkowski says
      January 22, 2015 at 10:26 pm

      Thanks Beth! I can honestly say I wanted to commit to all of them at one time or another but being “all in” seems a hell of a lot more fun. I wasn’t all in last year and need to make up for lost time.

  2. Janet The Queen of Seaford says
    January 22, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    hahahahahahahahhaaaa

    • jmarkowski says
      January 22, 2015 at 10:27 pm

      Janet – nothing I like more than a bunch of “ha’s”!

  3. Linda says
    January 22, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    For some reason, I really loved photo number 2. By the way, what is that black fill you are using? It looks great and your lawn looks amazing!!!

    @okiegal2014 (twitter)

    • jmarkowski says
      January 22, 2015 at 10:29 pm

      Linda – that is black mulch and the lawn has been great for years now because I do nothing with it other than cut it high.

  4. Colleen says
    January 22, 2015 at 10:56 pm

    All In then! This will be fun. I look forward to inspiration!

    • jmarkowski says
      January 24, 2015 at 3:36 pm

      Colleen – game is on!

  5. Jan says
    January 23, 2015 at 9:38 am

    Here we go! Have a great ride! I’ll be watching and reading!

    • jmarkowski says
      January 24, 2015 at 3:36 pm

      Jan – I hope I can keep things entertaining!

  6. jlmantha says
    January 23, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    yes! but, plant some plants for hummers and birds and…if interested, then look up Pat Sutton in lower township/Cape May county…regardless, have to say am so, so glad you have decided to go ahead full steam! Have fun!

    • jmarkowski says
      January 24, 2015 at 3:37 pm

      Jlmantha – one of the goals is to think all natives and to bring in even more wildlife this year. Thanks for the comments!

  7. michaele anderson says
    January 23, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    Yep, the three pictures say it so much more eloquently than mere words…how awesome to make that kind of, oh, so pleasing difference! Heck, you’re young and strong and trust me, now is the time to take advantage of being able to throw yourself physically into something. Yay for All In!

    • jmarkowski says
      January 24, 2015 at 3:38 pm

      Michaele – Oh I’m throwing myself in alright. Game on!

  8. Deborah says
    January 23, 2015 at 7:38 pm

    Don’t mind me if I found my self smiling on the “All in” choice. 😉

    • jmarkowski says
      January 24, 2015 at 3:39 pm

      Deborah – smile away!

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