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Special delivery

Posted on April 22, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

Is there anything better than seeing a box like this appear on your front porch:

It’s that time of year for the spring deliveries here in zone 6 New Jersey where it is friggin cold today. But enough about me and my anger, I’ll show you what was inside this delicious box of wonderfulness.

Truth is, I am cutting down dramatically on my plant orders this year in an effort to save some cash and to not end up with plants stored throughout the yard and garage (you smell the BS too?).

Anyway, here is what was inside the box and what I hope they will look like in the not so distant future (you can link to the origin of the “after” photos by clicking on them):

Ligularia ‘Britt-Marie Crawford’    

Sorghastrum ‘Sioux Blue’

Monarda ‘Lambada’

Salix ‘Hakuro Nashiki’

Now to find a locale for each. Let the games begin!

John

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I’m a bad dad

Posted on April 21, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

I’m feeling like a bad dad today.

I had a few days off from work earlier this week and spent a good part of the time playing baseball outside with my son. We pretend to play against each other in the World Series and of course, he usually wins (I shouldn’t let him get too cocky though).

It is great father/son bonding time and I’m sure we’ll look back on these days fondly in the distant future … unless he can see right through me.

You see, I’m kind of a fraud. Our baseball diamond is on the driveway and a lot of the field is covered by my garden beds. I’m sure you know where I’m going already. To say I get distracted while we play is an understatement. Especially this time of year when plants are growing at a rapid pace.

Here’s a flavor of what went on so you can see bad parenting at it’s finest:

I throw a pitch and he hits it into one of the beds. I run after it in order to prevent him from getting a double and just for a second, I inspect the creeping phlox to see if there are any buds yet:              

Now I’m up at bat and I purposely throw the ball over his head so I have some time to see if there is any new growth on the Northern Sea Oats grasses:

As he starts to take a large lead, I call a “meeting” with one of my coaches so we can plan our next strategy. Truth is, the invisible coach and I are really looking at the awesome new foliage emerging on the Astilbe plants:  

I think he may be on to my true intentions so I ask him to get us some water in the house because the game is really heating up. Once out of sight, I drool at the rapid growth on the ‘Karl Foerster’ feather reed grass:

Time for me to bear down as a pitcher. Time to concentrate and be serious. I stare in to the pretend catcher and my son is amused by my intensity. He’d laugh his butt off at me if he knew I was trying to determine where to transplant my Sambucus ‘Black Beauty’ which I hope survived the winter in a container outdoors:  

The score is tied in the ninth inning and I can feel my son’s confidence waning. Any good dad would help his son out. After he hits one deep into left field, I pretend to bobble the ball to let him hit a home run. As he rounds third base, I gasp for air not because I gave up the lead, but because I might have my first daffodil bloom of the year:    

After giving up the lead, I act frustrated and my son attempts to console me. What he really needs to do is remind me that once the purple sandcherry fully leafs out, it will truly hide all of the utilities:

When the game officially ends, I put my arm around him and give him a nice big bear hug. As we hug, I get a better view of the crabapple tree fully leafed out:

We head inside for celebratory ice cream and like the good sport I am, I volunteer to clean up all the equipment. And maybe ogle how green and lush the viburnum foliage is this time of year:    

Are you sickened by my insincerity? Will you ever come back here to read another post?

John  

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Wordless Wednesday

Posted on April 20, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

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Spring – The musical post

Posted on April 18, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Comedy, Spring .

Listen, if Grey’s Anatomy or House can do a god awful musical episode, then why can’t I do a musical post? I may lose what little credibility I already had, but what the hell. We’ll give it a whirl and leave caution to the wind.

For today’s purposes, we’ll keep it short and try to gauge interest before we put together a full scale production and bust our already limited budget. Some of the lyrics have been altered but I’ve secured these rights from each of the artists. Diana Ross played hardball but eventually she came around.

Enjoy.

“On the 27th day of spring, my true love gave to me, a robin in a plum tree.”
“Ohhhhhh, we’re half way there, whoa hoa, living on a prayer.” 
“Anticipation, anticipation is making me late.” 
“I’m coming out, I want the world to know, Got to let it show.” 
“You light up my life, you give me hope, to carry on.” 

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Garden design vs. interior design

Posted on April 15, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
There are very few things that I do well – sudoku, baseball trivia and balancing on one foot come to mind – but I think there may be one more to add to the list. Nope, gardening it ain’t – I’ll never admit to that as long as I live.

It is … painting. I mean, check out these two masterful photos below, no tape involved and all done “free hand”:         

You’re impressed aren’t you? I even know the theory of painting a “W” while applying the paint (look it up if you must). That’s how I roll. 
Why am I talking about painting other than to show off my work? 
My wife and I are in the process of finishing our guest room and she has picked out the pillow covers and shams (yes, I know what a sham really is) that will be the focal point of the room: 

I have no ability to design a room, how to furnish it or even how to determine what the focal point will be. But home boy likes color. Together, my wife and I do not take this design element lightly and that is exactly why it is a month later and we still haven’t picked out the color. Not for lack of effort however – we’ve looked at all of the color cards:  

Purchased numerous samples:

Analyzed the resulting samples once they were on the wall:

And still, we haven’t made a decision. But that’s OK. We have to get it right.

I am passionate about color and that really comes from the garden design experience. I know the power of complementary colors:

    The appeal of companion colors:

    Using contrasting textures:

    And even situations where complementary and companion colors work together:
    Which immediately got me to thinking about the differences in designing indoors vs outdoors. Is one more difficult than the other? Are they really all that fundamentally different? This could be a long and detailed discussion but for today’s purposes I’ll keep it short. Here are some thoughts I had:
    • When it comes to color, I think the same practices apply and it isn’t all that different. Complementary vs. companion vs. lighting vs. mood. It really applies the same to both design types.
    • When designing with color indoors, I find the choices to be overwhelming. Just walk into a paint store and you’re ready to give up as there are hundreds of options with just the slightest differences between color choices. When gardening, the color palette is a bit more limiting as the growing conditions will limit what colors are available. For example, it is difficult to find purple flowers that will work in shade. 
    • When designing outdoors, plants evolve week to week and year to year and that has to be taken in to account. Take a look at the Joe Pye Weed below, as the blooms mature, the color changes and that has to be taken into account when creating the design:              

    What do you think? These are just my initial thoughts without diving in too much but it is definitely a topic I can see expanding upon. I didn’t even touch on the fact that the theory of grouping like items in odd numbers  works both inside and out. That is for another day.
    Have a great weekend!
    John       

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      Wordless Wednesday

      Posted on April 13, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .
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      Love me some native plant sales

      Posted on April 12, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

      One of the benefits, or maybe the only benefit, of having relatively poor gardening conditions in my yard is that it makes it a lot easier with plant selection. When I am looking to add a new plant to my landscape I know there are three conditions that must be met:

      1. Plant must prefer moist soil and/or can handle wet conditions
      2. Plant must be deer and rabbit resistant
      3. Plant must handle full sun 

      I can push the limit on some of these and do just that because I refuse to give up on some of the plants that fall outside of the criteria above. Some times it works, other times it fails miserably.

      Here in the Northeast US, native plant sale time is upon us and I love nothing more than mapping out my strategy as I read through the different native plant catalogs. My personal favorite is the native plant sale held each year at the Bowman’s Hill Wildlife Preserve in New Hope, PA. I have scored quite a lot from this sale over the years and I am starting to get all giddy as it approaches yet again.

      I’ve already thoroughly reviewed their online plant listing and thought I’d share with you what is on my wish list this year. While the listing is long, it is easy for me to narrow down my potential choices knowing that I have very specific criteria I need to abide by.                              

      On to the plants:

      First, there are the plants I already own and want to add more to my collection. These have all performed well to date so we’re safe with these. They include:

      Amsonia Taebermontana (Bluestar)     

      Helenium autumnale (Sneezeweed)

      Lobelia siphilitica (Blue cardinal flower)
      Phlox paniculata ‘David’

      And as always, there are the plants that I’ve never attempted before or admittedly, never even heard of before. I’ve narrowed the list down and here are some of the potential candidates:  

      Caltha palustris (Marsh marigold) – an April bloomer that loves some moistness
      Carex grayi (Sedge) – evergreen with interesting flowers 
      Helianthus angustifolius (Swamp Sunflower) – had me at “intense flower display”
      Iris versicolor (Northern Blue Flag) – foliage solid even when not in bloom  

      Marshallia grandiflora (Barbara’s Buttons) – “Federally endangered” – have no choice but to grab some
      Rhexia virginica (Meadow-beauty) – good bog plant so it is a keeper
      Verbena hastata (Blue Vervain) – for wet meadows and deer resistant? Sign me up! 

      I would love any feedback any of you may have on any of these natives. While you’re doing that, I’ve got some more “googling” to do.

      Thanks for stopping by
      John

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      Transitioning to spring

      Posted on April 11, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Spring .

      Give me one second … ahhhh that’s better. Just had to scratch the poison ivy on my arm, and on my thigh, and on my waist. Yep, it’s heeeeeere … spring officially arrived this weekend at Chez ONG and not a moment too soon.

      The temperature may not be ideal quite yet (although we are hitting the 80’s today) but you could feel spring in so many ways. Most noticeably, all of the deciduous trees are in bud or are leafing out:

      Cherry tree blooms about to burst
      More cherry tree blooms

      Crabapple leafing out
      Crabapple close up

      Plum tree emerged overnight 
      More emerging foliage
      Heaven – leafing out tree and blue skies

      Some other not so obvious developments upon closer inspection:

      Peonies have broken ground and will take no prisoners 
      Sedum ‘Autumn Fire’ new growth is always fantastic, assuming they are consistently sprayed  with Liquid Fence 
      Ajuga ‘Chocolate Chip’ buds have formed and will soon form a purple mat of  color 
      Viburnum leaf out is in full effect   
      Viburnums have such a vivid green foliage color this time of year 

      Geraniums new growth has fought through the dead brown foliage  
      I’ve probably bored you to tears with my Sedum ‘Red Carpet’ photos but I can’t get enough of them. They’ve doubled in size and are a fantastic color:   
      Sedum ‘Red Carpet’ – this is how they roll

      Sedum ‘Red Carpet’ backed by yellow dwarf spireas

      The birds have taken over the still flooded yard and they consist of mostly robins. Yesterday morning, however, while I was taking my morning pee, I saw this character and immediately starting snapping photos through the window. I’m by no means a bird aficionado (but I’m working on it) and after some research, determined that this was a Northern Flicker woodpecker who was pecking like mad all over the soil:  

      Northern Flicker woodpecker 

      I also spent some time cleaning up the beds and removing the old perennial foliage (hence the poison ivy):

      Dead foliage off to the compost bins 

      And turned this:

      Dead Catmint foliage  

      Into this:

      New Catmint growth

      And I couldn’t end a post without mention of rabbit or deer destruction so I leave you with some of the artwork left by one of the many rabbits living under my deck:

      Rabbit chewed daylily foliage

      Go out and get your hands dirty!
      John

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      More signs of spring

      Posted on April 7, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Spring .
      Heuchera (coral bells) foliage emerging

      Viburnum leafing out

      Viburnum bud

      Weeping cherry buds

      Pycnanthemum (mountain mint) foliage ready to take over

      Malus (Crabapple) fruit making way for blooms  

      Calamagrostis (Feather reed grass) quickly emerging  

      Catkins in full display

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      Experimental pruning

      Posted on April 6, 2011 by jmarkowski Posted in Uncategorized .

      One of the MANY promises I made to myself this winter was to be more “experimental” this gardening season. Take some chances, be a little fearless and make sure to document the results through “before” and “after” photos.

      Well, today was the day I put my big boy underwear on, grabbed my pruner and started the experimental … um … experiment.

      Before I get into things, I have to first share an article/blog post I read this past weekend that was a huge inspiration for what I accomplished today. Noted author, Nancy Ondra, wrote an incredibly in depth piece on cut-back shrubs which you can read here. It is filled with amazing photos and detailed “how-to’s”.             

      So, today’s victim subject was Weigela ‘Wine and Roses’:

      I have three of these and decided to prune one severely:

      Before

      After

      Selectively pruned another:

      Before

      After

      And left one as is:

      It felt good to get outside and in the dirt and to have the pruners in hand once again. And it felt invigorating to play around with varying pruning techniques. I will be watching each of these shrubs intently over the next few months and will be sure to share the results along the way.

      I may have sacrificed these in the name of experimentation:

      But ultimately, I am after the beautiful foliage color these offered when they were a bit younger:

      Let the fun begin!
      John

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