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I recently turned a $25 gift card from The Home Depot into two Hibiscus ‘Kopper King’ plants. They were sitting in hiding between hundreds of tired looking Arborvitaes and figured “It’s not like I’m going to spend the money on anything else in this store. I couldn’t fix a leak or patch a wall if my life depended on it.” So the decision was made. Let’s give these babies a try.
I found the perfect location for these plants and was all ready to plant them when a very vital and critical decision came into play. Keep the gigantic, otherworldly and beautiful blooms on the plants …
… or be the smart gardener and cut off the blooms so the plants could focus their efforts on root growth. The plants will already be stressed being planted in the heat of summer (my bad) so removing the blooms will not exhaust them completely trying to maintain those flowers. Plus, the exhausted plant is much more prone to insects and diseases.
The classic long term versus short term benefits debate. So I figured, let’s try both and experiment a bit. Let’s get all scientific and shit. Plus, it’s not like the appeal of this plant is all about the blooms. I love the large, dark colored leaves.
So plant #1 remained as is with the buds and blooms attached:
and plant #2 had all of the buds and blooms removed:
We will track this experiment closely and I am hoping to see visual proof that the removal of buds and blooms really does benefit the plant in the long run as expected. This sort of reminds me when scientists closely monitor two twins who are raised under different circumstances. Well maybe not … but you get the point.
Later
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Here is the second installment of my video garden tour.
Again, I didn’t prepare in advance so my apologies if there are any rough patches.
Enjoy.
Over the past few weeks, I have developed into an amateur bird chaser. Like the paparazzi chasing Lindsay Lohan, I am running in all sorts of directions, hiding in odd places and cursing like a sailor when I miss the perfect shot. Here are a few I managed to snap quickly today:
I have no idea what types of birds these are, but will research them and continue to build my mental library.
But this is not my tale for today.
The tale is where these birds led me.
I live on about three acres of land in rural NJ (yes that does exist) and about 1/3 of the land is “wild” or “wooded”. Here is the view out of the back door:
It is my own little nature preserve. For reasons unknown, I have ignored this gem since we moved in about six years ago. Maybe it is the poison ivy or the ticks, but the truth is, I have been so focused on the “man made” aspect of my gardens that I have ignored this beauty that nature has provided free of charge.
Well that all changed today as I chased down the birds like a scorned lover. They led me to the back of the property and when I got there it all hit me like a ton of bricks. Dude, you dumb ass, how have you not taken the time to enjoy this? Enough of your perfect little OCD driven garden beds, soak this all in and realize it was all here before you arrived and will be here long after you’re gone. So I did:
I don’t know the botanical name or the preferred conditions of any of these. And that felt good. It is pure visual enjoyment, and I loved how it all comes together in beautiful, perfect chaos.
And even better, are all of the creatures that live amongst it all. I could hear a bunch of unidentified animals scurrying about as I approached (most likely birds and rabbits) but also know there are snakes, deer and the occasional fox back there. Some more photos:
I even spotted this American flag while on my travels:
OK, I may be pouring it on a little thick with that, but I felt deeply moved today and hope I can take that feeling and energy to my own gardens. Enjoy what nature has provided and let chaos reign when it wants to.
Finally, just as I was ending my foray into the wild (well, my backyard) and as if on cue, the dark and ominous clouds approached and a nice storm has arrived just as I am writing this post:
Good day mates
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Keeping it simple today with photos and some quick comments.
Enjoy.
Enjoy your weekend!
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You know that feeling.
You just need to have something and will go to any lengths to get it. You cannot get it out of your head no matter how hard you try. Once you get it, all is right with the world; for that moment at least.
That is a misplaced plant for me. It eats at me. I see it while walking the dog or playing with the kids. It makes me doubt myself as a so called gardening enthusiast. It keeps me up at night and it creeps into my dreams. I ain’t kidding either. Many decisions have been made based on a vision I’ve had while semi conscious.
Well, I got my fix early this morning and can say I am safely satiated for the moment. Here is the culprit:
That slow to mature, evil Holly ‘Chesapeake’ in the center along the back of the bed. It does nothing for that space and I’ve been stressing about moving it for a few weeks now. So, today was the day:
Don’t let the door …
What went in it’s place you ask? Well … see for yourself below:
It is a Physocarpus (Ninebark) ‘Diablo’. And before you can say, “that will outgrow that spot dummy”, I will hit you back with a “know it won’t YOU dummy. I’ll prune this down heavily each year to limit the growth. And I don’t really care about the flowers since it is the foliage that floats my boat”.
But there was more transplanting to be done. I also didn’t like how the Northern Sea Oats were grouped together in front of the Ninebark:
And with the magic touch of a spade, we changed to this:
Minimal difference, yes, but it fed my addiction like feng shui in the veins.
Now I am not your parent’s transplanter. I throw caution to the wind, like doing this on a hot, humid and sunny day (all no no’s), but I never forget the most important thing of all:
Nice slow drips of water right at the roots.
One other benefit of my over indulging in moving plants is finding these all the time:
So all in all I am happy with what was completed this morning and especially like the contrast the Ninebark offers to the surrounding plants, specifically the Hydrangea nearby:
And as for that creepy little Holly, last I saw of him, he was all laid up, roots exposed and left for dead, will have to let you know how that worked out;
In a world where there was nothing but chaos, one man stands alone with the ability to bring order to the people.
How is that for a movie trailer?
The truth is, this video will probably put you to sleep, but I promised a video garden tour and dammit I am here to deliver on that promise. This is part one and if all fails, it will be the only one ever made available to the general public.
But, if you even enjoy an ounce of it, there will be more and hopefully each one will be better than the next. I haven’t even watched it yet so apologies ahead of time if it blows chunks, but I didn’t want to edit myself.
The only way I could download it was to Facebook (don’t ask, still learning the nuances of my camera and youtube). So without further ado, I present to you an original ONG production – click here and enjoy.
UPDATE – I have embedded the video at the top right of this page so you do not have to link to Facebook to watch it.
Gracias.
Today’s entry is a big time first. The first post written while hung over. The 20th high school reunion was a smashing success but now I am paying the consequences for all the shenanigans. But more on that later.
Friday night – we had a kick butt seasonal, fresh, summer dinner prepared by Mrs. ONG:
- Cedar plank salmon with a brown sugar rub
- Corn on da cob (NJ corn is off the charts)
- Watermelon margarita – refreshing and effective
- Blueberry Mascarpone Ice Cream – the best ice cream EVER (from the Bent Spoon in Princeton)
Saturday – the HS reunion went down and it was a trip. I’ll spare you all the gory details and give you some of the highlights:
- Many more of the former classmates read the blog than I expected. Actually got into some good gardening conversations. I even threw a “blossom end rot” out there.
- I really wish I named my blog something simpler. Feels a bit silly spelling out the URL.
- To some degree, the old high school cliques still exist. Very funny to observe.
- People really don’t change – that is both good and bad
Sunday – up at 7:30 to bring my chum to Newark Airport. We maybe said three words to each other as we attempted to recover. Meanwhile, my family of hot air balloon hunters were up at the crack of dawn to see the taking off of a ton of balloons during the annual Central NJ balloon fest.
After a lazy, super hot and humid afternoon, we got hit with a mother of a storm and couldn’t have been happier to get the much needed rain. I actually heard the tomatoes sigh with relief.
After the rain, I headed out to take some photos. Never a better time than after a rain in the early evening. And I will go back a bit on what I said in a prior post (shocker, huh?). There are a few macro shots in there that I couldn’t resist. Enjoy:
Chasmanthium Latifolium , aka Northern Sea Oats, is fast becoming one of my favorite grasses and I’ve got close to a dozen planted throughout the yard. I’ve yet to see them through all four seasons but I am pumped to do just that this year. Some of my photos to date:
Why I dig it so much:
- She can handle the clay and even though it is a known heavy re-seeder, my non porous clay won’t let that shit happen.
- Unlike most grasses, she can handle a decent amount of shade which fits perfectly along the front of my house.
- Personally, I like the brighter green color of the foliage which works well with other greens as sometimes the heavy green on green can be a tough sell.
- The “oats” obviously give it a great Summer/Fall/Winter interest and look real cool with each passing breeze.
- The oats can be dried and used in flower arrangements – not that I’ll be doing that any day soon.
As we get further into the late Summer and Fall, here is what I expect the oats to mature to (you can link back to the original photos by clicking on the photos themselves – no copyright infringement here):
So all you Southeastern peeps who want to steal these off the dunes at the beach but know that it is illegal as it helps stabilize the dunes, pick some of these up and get the same benefits.
Namaste





























































































