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Why gardening is just like baseball

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This was the first weekend of the Major League Baseball season and we couldn’t be happier here. Not only because the New York Mets started the season 3-0 (who saw that coming?), but because baseball is a part of our every day lives.

From having it on the TV each night, or playing it in the backyard or trekking from little league field to little league field with the kids, April through September is all things baseball. We friggin love it.

While I was pitching to my son in the backyard this weekend, I was slyly mapping out a plan to move some shrubs to a new location. As soon as he needed a break, I grabbed my shovel, a pair of gloves and without hesitation, moved two arborvitaes to their new home. Truthfully, this was only step 1 and 2 of a 15 step plan, but it was still progress.    

As I dropped the shovel and picked the glove back up, it hit me. Gardening and baseball are very similar. I’m a deep thinker like that. Seriously, it’s true and I’m here today to prove it to you.

Shall we begin?

Spring optimism
When baseball spring training commences in the middle of February each year, every team has an incredibly positive outlook on the upcoming season. Each team has a record of 0-0 and anything can happen:  

I love all that positivity near the end of winter. Who knows, maybe this is the year the Mets surprise the world and win their division? … OK, usually by July reality sets in and we realize it is another lost year:    

But we’re building towards a better season next year, right?

Late winter/early spring is also a time when a gardener imagines all things will work out as planned. Those plants we stuck in the ground last fall will survive the winter and thrive come spring. That newly designed bed is the perfect mix of evergreens, deciduous shrubs and flowering perennials, right?

The new foliage that emerges in March/April always looks so clean and healthy:

And we can’t wait for the blooms to show up in the upcoming months:

And then the reality of dealing with weather conditions, pests or having enough time to water hits and you end up with this:

Or certain plants that continually tease us, show their true colors once again:

Maybe next year.

Both write a new story each and every day
A lot of people complain that the baseball season is too long and each game doesn’t have the drama of say a regular season NFL game (162 games vs 16 games). That may be true to an extent, but that is exactly why I love baseball. There is always another game the next day. A new story is waiting to unfold and we can read about in the local paper each morning:    

Hell, baseball is part of our birthday parties:

And we’ll go to watch our son play at night:

Only to come home and flip the TV on immediately after we set foot in the house.

The slow development and growth of a garden feels the same way to me. As I walk the kids out to the bus each morning, I make sure to observe any overnight changes with the plants:

The changes range from subtle to dramatic:

And it is a long season that never fails to provide you with an interesting development:

The “Dog Days” of summer
A baseball season starts to drag during the peak of summer in August and the conditions can be brutal. It requires some serious stamina and focus:   

Plants go through the exact same thing and struggle mightily without our influence:

A garden truly peaks in late summer/early fall
This one may not apply for some of you, but too bad.

As the baseball season winds down, each game feels more important than the next and the emotions can run way high:

I find that a garden has its most depth and character as the fall approaches. You feel each plant has reached a crescendo (did I really just use that word?) before it starts its inevitable decline:

I wish I could extend late summer in the garden for months just like I wish those late season baseball games (assuming the Mets are still in it) would never end.  

Off season planning
And then just like that, the season is done and it is time to start thinking about next year.

I like to think of myself as the “general manager” in charge of the development of my yard and will call in the other executives at the conclusion of the season to discuss our off season plans:

With enough planning and research, we’ll get it right next year. Maybe we’ll trade that “under performing” geranium for a few coneflowers. Maybe we can scour the waiver wire for some irises that other teams no longer wanted.

So what do you think? Am I on to something here? Am I nuts?

Be on the lookout for a future post when I try to compare gardening to football … or maybe soccer.

John

A birthday, babies, baseball and some plant love

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This was a jam packed weekend with a little bit of everything. Off we go:

My niece/god-daughter turned two so we headed up to the ‘rents house for the festivities:

There is still no better spectator sport than watching the little ones chow down on cake with reckless abandon:

There were like 500 babies/little kids at the party, including my nephew/godson who just learned to walk this past week. He was like a mini Frankenstein roaming throughout the bash:

And the required “let’s get the kids together photo” that always works out so well. Note how poorly my son is holding his cousin and my daughter legendarily never looks into the camera:

One last thought on this party – Our kids were by far the oldest at 8 and 5 as most of the kids were between like 6 months and 3 years old. My wife and I just sat back and loved watching the chaos and parental insanity as the kids cried, knocked over lights, crapped themselves or fell off the deck. To have been there already and survived it is awesome so we just kicked back and gave each other “the nod”.

On Sunday, my son and his baseball team were on the field at a minor league baseball game so we hit the park for the day:

The kids loved being on the field with the “real players”:

After the opening ceremonies, we found our seats and had a healthy snack:

Seriously, cotton candy is friggin evil stuff. I’m pretty sure we just upped our dental bill by about a $1000 dollars this year.

This mascot had his eyes on my wife so I made a point to find him after the game and pummelled him a bit:

A lot of people find baseball super boring but I still say there is no better way to spend a relaxing spring/summer afternoon (beverage in hand) than at the ballpark. My wife and I still miss the days when we had partial season tickets to the New York Mets.

And to cap off the weekend, I toured the grounds at home to see what was doing. I must have taken 500 photos and I think I’m becoming that parent who shows you 100 pictures of his boring kid where you snooze off after photo number 5. Good luck making it through the following:

Overnight, the Joe Pye Weed emerged and we all yelled “Can I get an amen?”:          

I am a fan of growing deciduous shrubs in containers that I know will never survive elsewhere. This Sambucus  ‘Black Lace’ is doing well so far:

Same goes with the Prunus Cistena (PurpleLeaf SandCherry), especially after underplanting with yellow Sweet Potato Vine:

Do you have peony envy?:

Like parmesan cheese (more specifically, parmigiana reggiano), ornamental grasses just make everything around them better:

A new Heuchera (Coral Bell) picked up at last year’s Garden Writer’s conference. It is the only plant that survived the plane ride home. I dig the silvery tone and veining on the leaves:

I thought I lost her, but ‘Sweet Kate’ Tradescantia (Spiderwort) survived the winter. There is another one that just popped up as well so color me happy:

I am a sucker for Astilbes and they look fantastic so far with all the rain we’ve had:

Spittle bugs? Kind of looks like someone hocked a loogie if you ask me.

My daughter and I managed to sow some lettuce/kale/spinach seeds (better late than never … we’ll do our best to prevent it from bolting as the weather warms) on Sunday night:

Just as we finished, the sky turned evil and it is supposed to be nasty here for the next few days:

Oh well, guess we’ll have to stay inside and catch up on all the shows we’ve got piled up on the DVR. I’m talking Real Housewives of OC, Sister Wives, Survivor … educational type shows.

John

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